“We were five. You had a plaid dress and your hair…it was in two braids instead of one. My father pointed you out while we were waiting to line up. He said, ‘See that little girl? I wanted to marry her mother, but she ran off with a coal miner.’ And I said, ‘A coal miner? Why did she want a coal miner if she could’ve had you?’ And he said, ‘Because when he sings…even the birds stop to listen.’ So that day, in music assembly, the teacher asked who knew the valley song. Your hand shot right up in the air. She put you up on a stool and had you sing it for us. And I swear, ever bird outside the windows fell silent. And right when your song ended, I knew -just like your mother- I was a goner.”
Interviewer: Josh tell us, Who’s Vanessa dating at the moment?
Vanessa as Josh: ahmm.. She’s dating… I’m sure a real great guy
Josh as Vanessa: (imitates Vanessa’s laugh) I’m in love!
Interviewer: With who? Who are you in love with, Vanessa?
Josh as Vanessa: Austin!
Interviewer: Austin? Who’s Austin?
Josh as Vanessa: My boo!!!
Vanessa as Josh: Vanessa, stop talking
OH MY GOD I’ve never laughed harder in my life!